1. TV/telephone/everything worth having
John Logie Baird was the first inventor to demonstrate a working TV. OK he wasn’t the only one working on this invention at the time but he was the first to actually make it work, so in British eyes that makes him the sole inventor.
Alexander Graham Bell was the second dour, bearded Scot to come up with a world-changing invention – the telephone. And as everyone knows, the internet wouldn’t have been possible in its early days without telephone lines, so that pretty much makes Bell the inventor of the internet as well. Phone, internet, TV; it’s pretty much the whole modern world.
PR score: 10/10
2. Braveheart/Highlander
Thanks to these two films, everyone outside of the UK thinks Scottish people are fit, tartan-clad fighting machines who wear nothing but skirts in sub-zero temperatures. We’re sure there are many Scottish people who object to this Hollywood stereotype, but if we were Scottish (and many at Porter Novelli are) we’d secretly quite like it.
PR score: 8/10
3. Ewan MacGregor’s speech in Trainspotting
Not the one at the beginning about choosing life, but the one where he lambasts the state of Scotland under hundreds of years of colonial rule. It brought Scottish pride to a new generation. OK, it’s also in a film about poverty and drug abuse, so it’s not a complete PR triumph, unless you’re into heroin chic.
PR score: 6/10
4. Taking over Australia and New Zealand
The Scots certainly made a big impression on Australia and New Zealand. Here’s a list of all the towns in Australia named after Scottish people/places (also New Zealand). Canada and the US have their fair share too. What does this mean in PR terms? It means people in these countries believe Scottish people were brave pioneers placing their stamp on the world, and indeed they were.
PR score: 9/10
6. Kilts/clans
The Scots have managed to make tartan their own, even though it’s thought the pattern apparently originated with Celtic people in Europe and Asia many centuries before. However, the aligning of tartan with the clans only happened in the mid-nineteenth century it seems. We’re not sure there are than many people who know this, so it’s a great PR story. And who doesn’t want to be part of a clan?
PR score: 8/10
7. Bannockburn/the Battle of Stirling Bridge
Back in mediaeval times the English and the Scots had a bit of a history of fighting each other, in case you didn’t know. On two occasions, held close to Scottish hearts, the Scots won pretty decisively. The reason why these battles are below Braveheart and Highlander in our list is that unfortunately more people know about films than about real history, especially history that was ‘ago’.
PR score: 5/10
8. Mary Queen of Scots
Mary Queen of Scots is definitely one of the more interesting royals out there. We’re going to ignore the fact she had a French mother and a French accent – she also married a king, possibly had her husband murdered, was forced to abdicate and then got shut up by Elizabeth for being too sexy and dangerous. Exciting though she may have been, she did get caught conspiring and was executed by an English queen and that’s a bit humiliating.
PR score: 4/10
9. Golf
A bit of a vote splitter this one. Golf is one of the most successful and lucrative sports in the world, but, you know, kind of boring and the clothes are just silly.
PR score: 4/10
10. The Scottish Enlightenment
Scotland was THE place to be if you were clever in the eighteenth century. Not only that, the Scots were big fans of reason, and pretty much drove the rest of the world into a period of progress. People of note: Robert Burns, David Hume, Adam Smith and Alexander Campbell. This should be the Scots’ greatest triumph, but as we mentioned before, people don’t really know that much about history any more.
PR score: 7/10
13. Malcolm Tucker
We have to include Malcolm Tucker because he’s the PR world’s favourite PR person. Oh how we wish we could be like him, but we just don’t have the accent. Or the wit.
PR score: 10/10
Honourable mentions: Billy Connolly, Hogmanay, the Edinburgh Fringe, whisky, Sean Connery, porridge, Lulu, Absolutely, the Bay City Rollers, Rab C Nesbitt

